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"OUT OF SIGHT"
(To the tune of "Love Potion Number Nine)
by Kallie Anderson
Barn comissioned me a paintin' to do,
Turn a fair maid into a shriveled up shrew,
How was I to know what danger I would find,
Why didn't Barn warn me, I could be totally blind.
He told me not to start until 10:15,
On this point he was intensely keen,
I must use a prickly brush that's sharpened mighty fine,
To create the ghastly horror, which left me totally
blind.
The old hag appeared, felt deja vu, I just had to blink,
Mirror image of the portrait, there must be a link,
Angelique: "Return my portrait now, or you future will
stink".
I said, No Way, It's here to stay,
Why didn't I think?
Soon the room was fading out of sight,
Started knockin' over everything in fright,
When realization set in I nearly lost my mind,
For the sake of $500., Now I'm totally blind,
I'm totally blind,
I'm totally blind,
I'm totally bli i i i ind!
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