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Project Fellennium journal - In conjunction with our Millennium Group connection,
and our mandate to aid Government agencies when requested (and sometimes without a
request), my mother kitty Ginger (upper right) and I (Missie cat), encountered a
creature of interest to the X-Files (FBI) agents Mulder and Scully. This encounter
is still a horrifying reminder that even superior beings like felines are not always
able to protect the human population.
Above is the picture my father Snowball took of this creature. Note, it is no ordinary
house finch. Though humans are not capable of seeing the full infra red that we
felines are able to see, we thought our human and head of project Fellennium might
notice the head feathers. No ordinary house finch (female of the sex) has such
feathers. Our human did not see her danger. To her this was a matter of a common
female house finch teasing several cats (you would think she might wonder how such-
a creature eluded all security protocols and came to be in the underground
complex of the Milluminati, across from the bunker), but NOOOOO.
Seeing the danger posed (and remembering the reports submitted on alien hybrid creatures
by one Fox Mulder of the X-Files division of the FBI), my father Snowball pretended
to be terrified. Meanwhile my mother Ginger and I leaped and knocked it from the
air ( it had dive bombed us at 2 feet). Once downed, Ginger (mom) grabbed it in
her mouth. Unfortunately it let out a horrid EEK EEK sound. This sound though
obviously alien to a house finch, alerted our human. We thought she would see
the great danger we had defended her from, but she did not. She felt it was just
a bird and took it from Ginger (mom). It is fortunate that she was wearing gloves.
She attempted to throw the creature out of the underground complex, but it flew back
in. Proof positive of it's evil intent. The creature hid, and even we could not
find it.
5 AM - our human had stayed the night working and fell asleep. The alien finch
attempted to attack her as she slept. I boldly struck it from the sky, and Ginger (mom)
again grabbed it in her mouth (note she did this without breaking the skin, so as not
to release deadly alien green blood). Our human again did not understand the deadly
danger she had just escaped. She grabbed the creature from agent Ginger (mom) and
this time took it all the way out of the underground complex. For her own safety,
we accompanied her. The creature flew from her hand but then landed nearby. It
stayed near and would not leave. Still not understanding her danger, our human
attempted to shoo it away. We threatened it with hisses and it finally gave up
and flew away.
Our human is still under the mistaken impression that she had spared the life of a
common house finch. If you see this sparrow (note picture of horrid alien sparrow-
above), DO NOT attempt to handle it with bare paws or hands. Do not bite down on
it (this warning is also for canines as well...I don't know why but my father Snowball
likes dogs). Biting down on it will only serve to burn your mouth as it's blood
is like acid. For humans, a broom may be used to swat at it, felines can jump
and knock it from the air. Beware, not only of it's blood but how cunning and
seemingly defenseless it appears. Note also that humans are unable to see how
truly alien it is. A copy of this report has been forwarded to Fox Mulder of
the X-Files, FBI and also to the Millennium group. We have attempted to warn
the hounds of the Milluminati, but they seem only interested in eating ice cream
and chasing trolls. Their human is Doc aka Don, who runs the ice cream bar
so this may be why they refuse to listen to felines (this and the relative
low intelligence of most canines).
End of report.
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